Therefore, we have a quiz.

Rules

1. Put your music player on all your music, then shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.


1. How are you feeling today?
Time Machine - Pegazus (Black Sabbath cover)

Now look like the change is on
Tomorrow's never gone
Today just never comes

Go on and jump, yeah
Into the hurricane
You will forget the pain
It's only there
To exorcise your mind

My reaction: lol

2. Will you get far in life?
Beyond The Realms Of Death[Live] - Judas Priest

He had enough
He couldnt take anymore
Hed found a place
In his mind and slammed the door
No matter how they tried
They couldnt understand
They washed and dressed him
Fed him by hand

My reaction: Says alot actually XD

3. How do your friends see you?
Autumn Leaves - Evereve

Hungering your love lies in a coffin
Can see the laughing vault
Rain dripping on darkened woods
Love's soul is fearlessly sold

My Reaction: lol wouldn't surprise me

4. Will you get married?
Love? - Strapping Young Lad

I'll wait for the night to come
So far, suicide at home
For I'm not the man you know...
This love,
IT'S ABOUT CONTROL

My Reaction: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Bodom After Midnight - Children Of Bodom

(Hang on) got to go
Preview what they oughtta know
Keep your head down and f'ing die
(Wake up) rise and shine
Gotta take another pint
Dig heads and watch out for the night
When the sun comes down and the moon comes up in the sky
The battle of the day and the night

My Reaction: Now theres a side of her I never knew about XD NOT!

6. What is the story of your life?
Cut-Rate - Prong

you try to take all the challenge out of all of our lives
you make it all too predictable with your white wash lives you see,
you got to show me the torment and all the despair all those bloodless bullet holes
are more than we can bear with the plastic coverings and
the cut-rate display no renewal of the pleasurable
with no image of decay you go for the stability and what do you get some real
vivid misfortune a cause now an effect clean sweep

My Reaction: I... uh... yeah actually that makes some sense XD


7. What was high school like?
A Sea To Suffer In - My Dying Bride

The fields of blood I'd left
They mean nothing to you
That war left scars on me
Without you now, I'm free

My Reaction: BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Hacksaw Decapitation - Cannibal Corpse

Memory of the insane
Of killing in so man ways, homicidal
Seeking redemption through rage
With hacksaws I decapitated them all
Blood covers the groud, my feet are saturated
Rotting flesh scattered around, I feel no remorse
I don't remember my name

My Reaction: Creepy... But ironic this song should pop up...

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
My Friends All Lie - Jerk

You pick me up to put me down
Your only joy is when I'm gagged and bound
A subtle prick, a blatant lie, your denial, your denial

Reaction: Ah, that fits perfectly

10. What is in store for this weekend?
The Ring Of Sorrow - Astarte

Orama of my end, which will be eternal
And the smoke of dust will swallow my eyes
Fear to think the moment of my death
Mad along with body shall bury me

Reaction: im going to die?

11. To describe your grandparents?
Steady Decline - Prong

You choose a path
Close to collapse
Stretched to the limit
Falling apart
The light turns back
Where you choose to pass

My Reaction: well... gran is on her last legs :S

12. How is your life going?
The Wayfarer - Nightwish

Dead to the world
Alive for the journey

Reaction: eep? the songs keep saing im going to die lol

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Behind The Barricades - David Rovics

They will try to break our spirit
And at times they may succeed
But our love for the world
Is stronger than their greed
When the building is surrounded
And hope begins to fade
In my final hour
A kiss behind the barricades

Reaction: Peace brother.

14.How does the world see you?
Tongues - Deathstars

No prayers can reach me here
No light can touch
Among reduced Bibles, cigarettes and drugs
I carve your name in my flesh

Reaction: LOL! HERETIC!

15. Will you have a happy life?
Oscillation Point - Scar Symmetry

I've always known it is too late, the signs burn deep in my soul.
End of the waiting comes, I'm taking my life.
I've always known it is too late, I gladly reap what I sow.
So now I bid you all farewell.

Reaction: :S

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Don't Go - Judas Priest
Come on, come on now what you say
Somebody say you leave today
What's this thing you're doin' to me
What's this fool you're tryin' to be
You're talkin' nothin' but a load of guff
You're tryin' to put somethin' in my lap, lap

Reaction: they think i'm an idiot? heh

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
10th man down - Nightwish

They wait for me far back home
The live with eyes turned away
They were the first ones to see
They are the last ones to bleed

Reaction: LOL erm...


18. How can I make myself happy?
Real Solution #9 - White Zombie

(I just couldnt make you feel. oh, yes lord, I can feel, yes lord, yes lord, hallelujah! oh lord, I feel your victory, lord. I feel
You with me lord, hallelujah!)
(are you hurting anyone? can you feel my heart beating, now? do you feel like hurting anybody else? do you feel like hurting
Anybody else? )
(why should I hurt anybody else? halelujah!)

Reaction: set people on fire? sounds like fun

19. What should you do with your life?
Greed Killing - Napalm Death

Could it be just sour grapes?
Or have we failed to fit their shape?
It's always give, and never take
How much more can we give?
How much more can we take?

Reaction: HEHE good old Napalm Death

20. Will you ever have children?
Letter To The Unborn - Lamb Of God

"The song “Letter to the Unborn” contains no lyrics to read in the book of the
CD. The song indeed has lyrics but according to Blythe, the song is very
personal concerning the death of his daughter with his ex-wife. They were
written before she was born. Because of all of this, he didn’t want the lyrics
to be reprinted or read."

Reaction: Hmmm

21. What song would you strip to?
I Am The Black Wizards - Emperor

Mightiest am I,
but I am not alone in this cosmos of mine.
For the black hills consists of black souls,
souls that already dies one thousand deaths.
Behind the stone walls (of centuries) they breed their black art.
Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold.

Reaction: Ergo - I have a big dick XD

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Zero Signal - Fear Factory

So withdrawn and feeling numb
Watching life come all undone
Growing fear, a human grace
A drowning mind in a dark embrace

Reaction: hmmmm

23. What does your mom think of you?
Ocean's Way - Leaves' Eyes

You're alive and you're wild
When you're nearer to me
I lean forward to touch you
But you surprised me

Reaction: Err? Wtf?

24. What is your deep dark secret?
Broderskapets Ring - Dimmu Borgir

Come
Share your hate with us
Leave your weak body
Do not be bewildered by enchanting words
In death lies all power

Reaction: ...My big secret..... Im going to die XD or so sayeth this meme and my death oriented music collection

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Hallowed Be Thy Name - Cradle Of Filth

Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low

Reaction: He's gonna die XD YAY!

26. What's your personality like?
Creepy Green Light - Type O Negative

On muddy ground - Im lying drunk on her grave
Where I must wait - until she wakes
The soil splits - greenwoods ground will quake beneath me
And so shall take - into the earth
To the green light - to the green light - baby - baby - baby

Reaction: Um...

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Remember Tomorrow - Anthrax

Tears for remembrance
And tears for joy
Tears for somebody
For this lonely boy

Reaction: So im not gonna marry?

Clubs:


Disclaimer:
Any resemblance between the above views and those of my university, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.)